Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Haiku
What a pathetic loss. It sure feels as if the season is over, as the Dodgers crawl towards the finish line.
Anyway, I need to vent. Some verses in the Haiku 5-7-5 syllable format, an ode to a season going down the drain...
Edit: It looks like I may have started a trend. Haikus here, here, and here.
Easier to spell
than Hiram Bocachica.
Just as crappy though.
Jason Grabowski
Getting divorced for
banging the clubhouse cutie...
Next time, lap dances.
Derek Lowe
Wrist and knee this year.
Rib cage and elbow last year---
Walking MASH unit.
Jayson Werth
If hurt, a Dodger.
If healthy, opt out next year:
Ugly contract clause.
J. D. Drew
Good glove, cartoon swing.
Look as if chopping a tree.
Leaving Las Vegas?
Norihiro Nakamura
No tantrum this year!
But two-thirty, runners in
scoring position.
Milton Bradley
Gave up twelve dingers,
struck out fifteen. Blame defense...
Wife is still hot, though.
Scott Erickson
Grand slam to Howard,
ERA now above 6.
Hurry back, Gagne!
Yhency Brazoban
DFA'd two times.
First game in Blue: 3 strikeouts.
Cruz Sr. he's not.
Jose Cruz Jr.
Does any skipper
look smart when ev'ryone's hurt?
Maybe. Win games? No.
Jim Tracy
"our medical staff...
five standard devs from the mean..."
Translation: blame Trace.
Paul DePodesta
